Reflection of the day....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CaboWabo5150, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

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    Reflection for the day!

    I failed a Health and Safety course at work today.

    One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire,

    what steps would you take?"

    "Freakin' large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    the quiz was
  3. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Hehehe..... once in the USAF, training to do an engine start on the T-33A trainer jet, I was in the back cockpit, and heard someone yell "FIRE!"

    I slid out of the seat, under the canopy rail and slid HEADFIRST down the airplane's side, hit the concrete & rolled and was up in a dead run, 50 yards from the airplane - when they yelled out there was NO fire!

    This 'Wolf don't like fire.........

  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    That was a cruel trick

    But undoubtedly very comforting that your reflexes and survival instincts would see you through a real fire incident. It underscores the benefit of practicing immediate action drills.
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Just another one of those NASTY 4 letter words!
  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    hey, LIFE is a four-letter word too :p
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