Rejection...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 28, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually
    mean...)


    10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
    banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")


    9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one
    jurassic geezer.)


    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
    dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
    7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you
    spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from
    all the other guys I'm seeing.)


    6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half
    gallon of Ben and Jerry's).


    5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even
    date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the
    same building.)


    4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)


    3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring
    and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
    2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

    ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it
    actually means)
    1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell
    you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and
    have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
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    In response... The male perspective on the same issue ...

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually
    mean...)
    10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)


    9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)


    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
    7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

    6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

    5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

    4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

    3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

    2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

    ...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it
    actually means)

    1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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