Rekindling Romance!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
    evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time....

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

    Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

    To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL][ROFL] I would be shot for doing that to my wife [gone]
  3. andy

    andy Monkey+++

    lol [lolol] my wife would beat me senceless [beat]
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member least she'd care enough to beat/shoot you guys. Just be thankful she wouldn't ask you to change the channel.:lol:
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