Revised lyrics for aging baby boomers

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 17, 2007.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    [FONT=verdana, arial]The music artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging Baby Boomers.[/FONT]
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    Songs include:

    Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

    Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

    Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

    Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

    Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

    Abba -- Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again







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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [touchdown][touchdown][touchdown][LMAO][LMAO][fnny]


    That was great!!!!

    Ryan
     
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    My father was visiting during the holidays and I did a small concert for friends, familly, and neighbors. I started with CSN&Y's Old Man...wife didn't think that was entirely appropriate.
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
    So; how many of you caught yourselves humming the tunes to these songs?
     
  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    I'm a little on the young side for most of those, although I am familiar with them, and it is funny.

    I think technically I'm on the leading edge of Generation X.


    I just looked it up, I'm mid generation X.
     
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