It's great to be politically active and knowledgeable, but (IMO) you need to take time to lighten up and giggle a bit to keep your sanity. I'd love to hear some new riddles... Post 'em here! What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece? He married her. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes five sessions. And one for the season: You might be a redneck if... ...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!