Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Dec 4, 2014.
And that is the way it is.... If there ain't something wrong, they make something up!!
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Our brains are no where close to being alike. We do not speak the same language. It seems like we do, but trust me what she said is not what she meant. And, in case you were wondering, ... yes she heard you talking, but what her brain registered as what you said, was nothing like what you said or any man within earshot heard. Give up and just apologize.
And then try to make you guilty of some other fantasy they have.
I just showed this to Sweetie. She LOLOLOLed! Then said "I'd ask you what was going on" (NOTE: she did NOT ask "What is wrong?"!!!) and you'd say "The rifle wouldn't zero!" And I said "The gal here never asked the right question!" Sweetie LOLOLed again and agreed.
Or for something you did wrong 7 years ago and have apologized for on 19 occasions and still counting.
Hell, still have to apologize for missing her birthday dinner out three years ago.. I shot a dear on the way to town and had to take care of it...
Whose "dear" was it, and why did you have to shoot her? OPSEC Dont, OPSEC!!!!
Was a nice and tasty deer.. Wife still did not see any humor in the coincidence ... Was late and a second beer did not help my spelling ..
Wife had a "family" thing planned, her family. I said I did not like the subject matter and I might be late. Was late.
Was Never ask to put up with those fools again. Happily married ever after.
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