Rifle Won't Zero

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Dec 4, 2014.


  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    And that is the way it is.... If there ain't something wrong, they make something up!!
     
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  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Our brains are no where close to being alike. We do not speak the same language. It seems like we do, but trust me what she said is not what she meant. And, in case you were wondering, ... yes she heard you talking, but what her brain registered as what you said, was nothing like what you said or any man within earshot heard. Give up and just apologize.
     
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  4. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    And then try to make you guilty of some other fantasy they have.
     
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  5. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    I just showed this to Sweetie. She LOLOLOLed! Then said "I'd ask you what was going on" (NOTE: she did NOT ask "What is wrong?"!!!) and you'd say "The rifle wouldn't zero!" And I said "The gal here never asked the right question!" Sweetie LOLOLed again and agreed. :)

    Kajun
     
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  6. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Or for something you did wrong 7 years ago and have apologized for on 19 occasions and still counting.
     
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  7. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Never
     
  8. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Hell, still have to apologize for missing her birthday dinner out three years ago.. I shot a dear on the way to town and had to take care of it...
     
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  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    :eek: Whose "dear" was it, and why did you have to shoot her? OPSEC Dont, OPSEC!!!! [doh]
     
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  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Three S's
    Shoot
    Shovel
    Shut up.
     
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  11. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Was a nice and tasty deer.. Wife still did not see any humor in the coincidence ... Was late and a second beer did not help my spelling ..biglaff
     
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  12. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Wife had a "family" thing planned, her family. I said I did not like the subject matter and I might be late. Was late.

    Was Never ask to put up with those fools again. Happily married ever after.
     
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