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Robot Bartender

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he
    noticed that the
    bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
    attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini, please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
    had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered "oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the "theory of relativity",
    "inter-stellar space
    travel", "the latest medical break throughs", etc.......

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would
    try a different tact.
    He returned and took a seat.

    Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have?

    "A Martini, please."

    Again it was superb? The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?"

    This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
    discussing Nascar
    racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to

    expect the Dodgers
    to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took
    a stool.... Again a
    martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?

    This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
    ... H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hahahahaha......[fnny] [LMAO]
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