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Room Service

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Aug 25, 2012.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
    their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession
    to make, I'm not a virgin."

    The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

    The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

    "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

    "Tiger Woods."

    "Tiger Woods the golfer?"

    "Yeah."

    "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

    The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the
    husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

    "What are you doing?" says the wife.
    The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some
    food."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

    The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
    wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

    "What are you doing?" she says.

    The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
    some food."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

    The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife
    one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
    the phone and starts to dial.

    The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

    "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out the par


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