Rules Of Washington

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    • If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
    • Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
    • There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.
    • An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
    • The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
    • Chicken little only has to be right once.
    • "NO" is only an interim response.
    • You can't kill a bad idea.
    • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
    • The truth is a variable.
    • A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.
    • You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.
    • A promise is not a guarantee.
    • If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
    Got any more?
  2. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    Never take the blame when you can push it off on someone else.
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