Russia Meteror was American Attack?

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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    After Meteor, Russian Politician Blames ... John Kerry

    (NEWSER) – One of the conspiracy theories getting the most attention after yesterday's spectacular meteor show in Russia comes not from a basement blogger but from one of the nation's most well-known, if outlandish, politicians, reports the Voice of Russia. “Those were not meteorites, it was Americans testing their new weapons," said Vladimir Zhirinovsky, head of the nationalist Liberal Democrat Party. He asserts that new secretary of state John Kerry was sending a message to his Russian counterpart. “You’re like some primitive tribe. What meteorite?” he asked, recounts “When something falls, it's man-made. People are warmongers and provocateurs.”

    In the real world, meanwhile, workers were replacing windows today in about 4,000 buildings in Russia's frigid Chelyabinsk region. The flying glass after the shock wave injured some 1,200 people, and 15 remained hospitalized, one of them in a coma, reports AP. A regional governor pegged the damage at $33 million. Also, divers were exploring a lake in the town of Chebarkul after a 20-foot-wide hole opened in the ice, presumably from a meteor fragment.
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Hm. Didn't know we had KEWs deployed. Kerry doesn't have the stones to throw a pebble, even if we have them.
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Quigs, that green script gives me a headache. As interesting as I find most of your posts, I am going to have to pass on those in this awful green. Sorry, Tac
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Just highlight it to get some contrast.
  5. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    I have to agree that green text is like an assault on my eyes ha ha ha . "Assault text" hey there you go. Named it.
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  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


    How about this color?
  7. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    ROFL! [lolol]

    To think, the latest in American subterfuge and terror is none other than the unidentified, self disintegrating, glass shattering tactical percussion projectile which eerily resembles a meteorite!

    Forget Al Gore...what will John Kerry think of next? lol

    "First we will break their windows, then comes the blanket party. That should teach them." -John Kerry
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  8. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    hahaha, how did they get into deep space to throw the thing? It has been tracked for days and we all knew it was coming. Does John Kerry have his own Death Star?!?!?! OMG, quick! Call the intergalactic rebels! Maybe Kerry is a Zandozan...

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  9. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    We would be working on our own death star but the whitehouse shot down that petition!
  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Hmm, meteors must be anti-social(ist) they hit Russia, Cuba and Kommifornication. We should ban them. Ban them for the sake of the children.
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  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "let he who is without sin cast the first stone...." and with those words, the angles bombed Russia, Cuba, and Californacation.
  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    New Drone ?
  13. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    No, Just proves that the Russkies, have just as STUPID of Politicos, as WE DO.... I wonder if they would be up for a TRADE... Their Idiot for Uncle JOE Biden.....
  14. brandonnash

    brandonnash Monkey

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