Saddam's brother's head pops off!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blackjack, Jan 15, 2007.

  1. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    now that should make for some interesting cartoons[flag]
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Good god, I know these were some sadistic bad dudes, but the iraqi government could screwup a"nocturnal emission".

    "we sure don't want any taunting this time."
    "Slegizaht" you especially, no taunting, none, zip it....It'll add to the rioting in the shiites..

    Surely somebody could have done alittle research....
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Well with saddam dead, the country in ruin and his paycheck cut off, it's no wonder he went crazy. Some people handle stress a little better and some just lose their heads. [LMAO]

    Okay so I'm warped. Your point? Haha.

    It is justice coming to visit. No matter who did the hanging or put a stop to their rule, justice was bound to be served sooner or later as the voices of the mass innocents killed would cry out for it.

    Now let's find someone else to string a rope around. I think Osama would make a nice pendulum.
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I think the guy gained weight while in prison from the first weigh in, which leads to el pop O [touchdown]
    Anyway he wont need it in hell.
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Let's don't get a head of ourselves here....[fnny] Let's keep our heads together now!
    the door is now open for tacky jokes.
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    One more Iraqi pimple popped --[touchdown]
  8. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    For his farewell song he chose and old Country Western hit ..................................."Pop A Top Again".
  9. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    "all around the mullberry bush
    the iraqis chased al-Tikriti
    Saddam he thought it was a joke...
    pop goes al-tikriti...

    This is sick.
  10. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Watch for the uproar over that. Losing your head is the ultimate punishment for a Muslim, reserved only for the worst offenses. Not to say that he wasn't guilty of some pretty nasty stuff.

    According to Islam if you lose your head then Allah won't know who you are and you will be turned away from paradise. It is merciful to shoot or to hang someone, then they still have a chance to make amends with Allah and still have a chance to get into paradise. But if you remove their head you have condemned them to hell. It is the ultimate penalty.

    There will be a lot of towel heads upset over that. They'll claim it was done on purpose. Probably a CIA/Mossad conspiracy.
  11. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well, just to add salt to the wound, could always 'accidentaly' sew a pig head back on the body.
  12. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Dang MM, sounds like you want to upset them bomb jockeys. Haha. Let's do it. [LMAO]

    Okay, say I'm a muslim. I have the Qu'ran to read. I look and there is a passage speaking of losing my head would make it hard for allah to know me. Geez, they don't think highly of allah then? I guess they think he'll need a DNA sample as well. If this is true, it's amazing they haven't caught on before this.

    Well I guess one could say, 'In order not to lose your head, don't hang with criminals.' Ya know?
  13. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Could dissuade rabblerousers to think; even if they kill me they'll mutilate me and remove my head..
    I question the validity of this idea :A "homicide/suicide bomber couldn't be recognizable either and there's plenty of them lined up.
    That's why one dogtag gets threaded on your bootlace. So Uncle Sam will take care of your headless bod.
  14. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    And next in your Halloween lineup here on NBC it's, 'The Legend of Baghdad'.

    'A chilling story of the headless al-tikriti. It's the story of a guy that thought it was okay to be connected with killing innocent people and not standing against it. He lost his head in the execution and now rides around on a camel in search for his missing head. Watch as he stalks other terrorists in search of his head.'

    "Viewer discretion advised."

    "This show has been rated F for Funny."

    'And after that we will be viewing the new Iraqi game show 'Smash Up' with your host Al 'I shouldn't have been home' Zarckawi.'

    Bringing you the best in television viewing. [LMAO]
  15. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    And I thought I needed a hobby... ( funny stuff Tailor!!)
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