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Sarah Palin Playboy offer, Michelle Obama National Geographic offer.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Sarah Palin Playboy offer, Michelle Obama National Geographic offer.

    The below from an anonymous source. I don’t make this stuff up, I just forward.

    Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in the July issue…

    Sarah Palin has declined.

    Michelle Obama got offered 50 Bucks from National Geographic…..

    Michelle Obama will be appearing in a future National Geographics issue.

    We all remember the KFC ”Hillary Meal”—two small breasts and two big thighs.

    Now, KFC has announced as a tribute to Michelle Obama’s debut in National Geographic

    an addition to their chicken dinners..

    It’s called the Obama Cabinet Bucket.

    It consists of left wings and assholes.
    UGRev, oldawg, m 99 and 2 others like this.
  2. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    I found a couple of the pics they will use in Nat Geo Top Secret
    larryinalabama likes this.
  3. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    I think hustler shouldstay out of politcs
  4. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Free speech.... If things went you're way, then the NRA might have to stay out of politics... TroutUnlimited would have to keep their mouths shut...

    Show your displeasure to Mr. Flint by cancelling your subscription. ;)
    Cephus likes this.
  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Now that's funny!!!!!
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    What if you never had a subscription..... Just perused the latest issue at the Barber Shop.... Then what? :cool:
  7. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    I think you've got a good thing going there...you should leave well enough alone. My barber shop has old copies of Oui from the 70s...looking at one of those really makes a feller want to get a close shave. Too much hair in the 70s.

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  8. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I only visit the Barber Shop twice a year, (first thing in the spring and just before the last barge of the summer) as it costs WAY TO MUCH, to get there, and back....
    $200US Roundtrip.... Makes for an expensive Haircut....
  9. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    I don't know I kind of think Palin is kind of hot in a sick twisted way the hot MILF thing going on

    [​IMG] [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Even Hot as a ZOMBIE[​IMG] Or I think so any way!!!!
    Yard Dart likes this.
  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    They have a poster I can put up in the garage - wife safe room? [​IMG]
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    That would explain why you put up with that haircut.....:D
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