Satan's Sister

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The people were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

    Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
    each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon
    everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat
    calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's
    ultimate enemy was in his presence.

    So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

    "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

    "Don't you realize I can kill! with a word?" asked Satan.

    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

    Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
    eternity?" persisted Satan.

    "Yep," was the calm reply.

    "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

    "Nope," said the old man.

    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of

    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO] :lol: [LMAO]
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    My better judgement tells me to keep my mouth shut, the walls have ears [booze]
  4. standfasttoo

    standfasttoo motivated

  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    and eyes.

  6. d2redneck

    d2redneck Monkey+++

    that was good...very good lol.[LMAO]
  7. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Great one!![touchdown]
  8. oldteacher

    oldteacher Monkey+++

    Better than Opus /
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