Say cheese? No, head is crunchy.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Mar 3, 2016.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    I saw this picture, captioned, "Say cheese."

    Made me think the shark might say, "Guys head was crunchy." (Mask, snorkel, skull...)

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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Looks like three divers, and maybe in a tank...
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  3. pearlselby

    pearlselby Monkey++

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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    That is pretty tame, @pearlselby. Some of the guys here jump in with large schools of large tiger sharks. In deeper water, with no tanks. And swim near the surface. Nuts!!
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Sharks gotta eat... And, that is all they do; swim, eat and reproduce. In my youth, I would spear fish with a Hawaiian Sling off Ka'ena Point.

    Swimming with large predators like Tigers is kind of like playing headlight tag on a freeway or feeding Grizzly Bears by hand.
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  6. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    And they are out that side in good numbers. Big ones too! Guys regularly, as in practically daily, go out and swim with them. Play chicken with them. I dunno, I am not that brave.

    When spear fishing (I use a Hawaiian Sling too), if I see a shark near by, I will just get out of the water, especially if I caught something. And even if I didn't. Get out, make my way by land to a different spot and get back in at least one of two coves over. I know it's not that far. But I feel better that way. Give the man in the gray suit his space.

    And I carry a net bag for my catch. Nothing on my body. I don't mind giving up the bag, if I have to. Never had to yet... knock on wood.
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  7. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I am pretty certain sharks can read the electronic signature of potential prey, and select the weak, sick, old, and injured on more than just a blood spoor. And perhaps they can even read the inattentive as ambush-worthy..

    The same way, I think they recognize another hunting predator, and rate them low as potential prey because the kill-cost might be too high.
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  8. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    A species doesn't survive long by being stupid. Well, in nature there are exceptions... :rolleyes:
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  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Yep, and I'm not too sure how long us humans have left. Prognosis lately is not good.
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