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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jun 29, 2016.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    > > > We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theater evening.
    > > > We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on,
    > > > covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned
    > > > the local taxi company and requested a cab.
    > > >
    > > > The taxi arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house.
    > > > As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard
    > > > scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
    > > > house because she always tries to get at the parrot. My wife
    > > > walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
    > > >
    > > > The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
    > > > my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be
    > > > empty for the night, so she explained to the taxi driver that I
    > > > would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-by to my mother."
    > > >
    > > > A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
    > > > said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the
    > > > bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to
    > > > come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.
    > > > Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
    > > > me. But it worked, so I hauled her downstairs and threw her out
    > > > into the backyard. She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
    > > >
    > > > The silence in the taxi was deafening
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