Scandinavian Christmas Celebration

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2017.


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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago.

     
  2. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim Goin for the Glory

    Caveman likes..... UGGGGHHHHHHH
     
  3. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    I watched and laughed , but his getting out of the water and on to the ice was as well done as I have ever seen done and beat the h*** out of the "official" lesson given by the military with a guy in a wet suit. Almost looked like a seal, animal not soldier. I have to wonder what it feels like to wake up with both a hangover and frost bite?
     
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Like how he was practicing safety by wearing his gloves whilst running the chainsaw.
     
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  5. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    LOLOLOL!!! :D
     
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  6. Withak

    Withak Monkey

    Hilarious. My grandmother came from Sweden, I'm still in contact with extended family over there - I'm tempted to send this to them and ask if that's how they spend their free time :rolleyes:
     
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    You are waiting for encouragement? OK, here 'tis ---
     
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  8. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Old saying, No man is totally worthless, if nothing else you can use him as a bad example. I thought I had seen it all with the kid on bikes, skiboards and skateboards running around, but the chainsaw as an ice motor was almost to much to watch.
     
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  9. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    In extremely cold conditions it is important to wear gloves in order to maintain a firm grip on the bottle.

    One should also be careful when licking a chainsaw, because a person's tongue may stick to freezing metal. Either warm the chainsaw up first or coat the tongue liberally with alcohol to prevent accidental attachment.
     
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  10. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    He must be an official member of the polar bear club .
     
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