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Scottish Women

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jun 4, 2016.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
    The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a landscaper.
    God bless Scottish women!!!
  2. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    You witch...

  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Amazing how the Scottish, German, Irish, Welsh and British women are alike.... Mix them all together and you might have been better off single. :rolleyes:
  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I have a red headed Irish girl.... she follows along much like the Scottish lass above!!!!!!
    Kind of a rattle snake.... you hear the rattle, you better know which direction to retreat!!!!!!
  5. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

    American Indian and German here. Strong willed and backs down to nothing and no one conceal carries 24/7 365.
    Met her was driving her own Camaro, rode on jet skies and motorcycles. Shot her first gun at age 7 rode horses and
    spoke two languages and has been a professional dinning director over 20 years now.
    Nicest person you would ever meet that would kick your arse.
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