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Recipe Searing Death (recipe)

Discussion in 'Recipes' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Searing Death
    1 box mac & cheese
    frozen peas, many
    1/4 cabbage
    olives, poopload of
    1 can tuna, light in water
    sriracha, ~2/3 cup of (replaces milk in mac & cheese box recipe)
    margarine (why not butter? Cause I said so. No added dairy, it detracts from the heat)
    3-4 habaneros, diced finely
    (vindaloo powder or rogan josh powder) <--- a friend gave me box set of nice, easy indian spices. Vindaloo was best, but I went through it quickly. They became important additions after first just trying to find something to use them on. The vindaloo added further heat, but has been replaced by the habaneros.

    Boil first 3 ingredients. Drain. Add rest of. Melt face. If it's still edible, add more habaneros next time.
    Serves however many poor fools can handle it.

    At any given time a serious prepper has 1-5 boxes of mac&cheese in the cabinet next to 1-5 cans of tuna. Purpose bought, and always stocked.
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  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Oh my goodness...
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [LMAO] I know just who to serve that to.....
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It sounds like the kind of self inflicted wound that burns going in...going through...and coming out the other end. I'm not sure that a cast iron stomach and entrails would be up to the task. :eek:

    I'll just stick with "bum burners" they are a much safer option.


    Oh...by the way.....you eat them via the top end....rather than inserting them via the bottom end.
  5. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    1-5 boxes? Amateurs. When macNcheese goes on sale 3for1 I get 30 boxes at a time.

    I'm planning a macNcheese fest for my birthday in August... think I will have to make that.
  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I was thinking the same thing... only a few boxes... jeesh. ;)
    Of course this primal diet has really put a pinch on what is right... and wrong with my food stores... guess I will work through that when SHTF.
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  7. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    It helps with the Primal if you add Burger or Chopped up Beef HotDogs to the Mac&Cheese... .....
  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    spicy sausage in mac & cheese is awesome
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  9. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    My favorite is maple sausage in the macNcheese.
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  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    @ditch witch Try this...

    Carnivore Pancakes...
    Select your favorite package of bulk sausage approximately 1 lb ( more if you are going primal...
    Brown it in a Cast Iron frying pan or skillet (depending on your location) and drain... (not down the drain in to something so you can use the grease as flavoring for gravy or something)...
    now make your pancake mix just like mom did... or aunt Jemima your choice... (don't forget to add the egg...)
    add the drained sausage and cook your pancakes...
    now cover them with your favorite syrup (maple )

    and walla... (Voilà if your French)... carnivore pancakes

    Enjoy :D
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  12. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    OP; Needs "beware of open flame" warning ! [shoked]
  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    what do you mean... there are no scotch bonnet pepper in use...:evil:
  14. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    Meebee its just me but when I eat cabbage...[gasmask]

    The line about mac & cheese and tuna is spot on. [tongue]
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