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See you at the river --

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jun 23, 2008.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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    A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
    'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    'And if I had
    All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
    said,
    'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
    Let us sing
    Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'



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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I'll drink to that ;).

    :lol:
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol::lol:[ROFL][ROFL]
     
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