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Self Quarantine, lvl 500 (Broody Watch)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ditch witch, Mar 23, 2020.


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  1. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Day 3 of self quarantine. I have not left the nest to eat, drink, or poop. Humans are pathetic amateurs.
    20200323_131501.
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Stay safe DW.....ooh and nice shoes!! [beer]
     
  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Last edited: Mar 23, 2020
  4. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I'll show that to the broody.
     
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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yeah been watching that website for over a month
     
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  6. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    20200325_101108. Day 5 of self quarantine. Still have not left to eat or poop. Did turn around. Water is within reach. Human slave continues to annoy me.
    16 days to go.
     
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  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I feel like I should point out that isn't filth or poop on the wall behind her. It's cobwebs. That's the old rabbit room, unused for a few years. I had to get her out of the coop before the other hens got ideas so I popped her in there, didn't think about hosing the back walls at the time.
     
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  8. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Aww , it'll be ok ,, it doesn't seem to be bothering her that much,,
     
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  9. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Day 8. Left the nest to poop first time since quarantine began.
    It was glorious.
    Human finally proves useful as waste removal service.
    13 days to go.
    20200328_131129.
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2020 at 22:50
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