Self Quarantine, lvl 500 (Broody Watch)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ditch witch, Mar 23, 2020.


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  1. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Day 3 of self quarantine. I have not left the nest to eat, drink, or poop. Humans are pathetic amateurs.
    20200323_131501.
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Stay safe DW.....ooh and nice shoes!! [beer]
     
  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Last edited: Mar 23, 2020
  4. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I'll show that to the broody.
     
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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yeah been watching that website for over a month
     
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  6. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    20200325_101108. Day 5 of self quarantine. Still have not left to eat or poop. Did turn around. Water is within reach. Human slave continues to annoy me.
    16 days to go.
     
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  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I feel like I should point out that isn't filth or poop on the wall behind her. It's cobwebs. That's the old rabbit room, unused for a few years. I had to get her out of the coop before the other hens got ideas so I popped her in there, didn't think about hosing the back walls at the time.
     
  8. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Aww , it'll be ok ,, it doesn't seem to be bothering her that much,,
     
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  9. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Day 8. Left the nest to poop first time since quarantine began.
    It was glorious.
    Human finally proves useful as waste removal service.
    13 days to go.
    20200328_131129.
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2020
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  10. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Day 15. Refusal to leave nest has prompted human slave to present breakfast in bed.
    This behavior must be encouraged in the future.
    6 days remain.
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  11. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Clearly I am having some math issues here... according to my calendar eggs should be hatching on the 6th but I think I started count here when I first put up a pic lol. Plus she'd already been setting for a few days when I moved her. At any rate, next week for sure.
     
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  12. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    20200411_095418.

    After 22 days without a single pip I checked the eggs. All failed the sniff test. Poor girl was sitting on a nest of sulffer bombs. I had a feeling my rooster wasn't clocking in to work like he was supposed to. Went to TSC yesterday and got 5 barred rock pullet chicks and traded her out.

    Now I need a new rooster.
     
    Last edited: Apr 11, 2020
  13. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Old rooster needs to flavor a big pot of dumplings.
     
  14. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I had a good rooster for a while but seems he gave up. it happens.
     
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