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Senior moment

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Rabid, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
    They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!
    kellory, oldawg, Motomom34 and 4 others like this.
  2. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

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