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Senior resetting a password

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jul 23, 2015.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

    USER: cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

    USER: boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

    USER: 1 boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

    USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

    USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case Character consecutively.

    USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss!
    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.



    WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow is actually a pretty good password with 301 bits of entropy and 74 characters.
    Hanzo and Ganado like this.
  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol @melbo. But that password is taken ;)
    pearlselby, Hanzo and melbo like this.
  4. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Just add a "1" at the Front, or Back, and try again... If not increment it by "1" and try again...
  5. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    HELL, That realy resembles me... Frequently..... Way to damn frequently!
    Even gave up on the windows os and have moved on to a much easier os long ago.. Linux = "Hell no you can't have a new password!" Love this thread...
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