Senior resetting a password

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jul 23, 2015.


  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    A SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD
    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

    USER: cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

    USER: boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

    USER: 1 boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

    USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

    USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case Character consecutively.

    USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss!
    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

    USER:

    ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

    WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow is actually a pretty good password with 301 bits of entropy and 74 characters.
     
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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol @melbo. But that password is taken ;)
     
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Just add a "1" at the Front, or Back, and try again... If not increment it by "1" and try again...
     
  5. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    HELL, That realy resembles me... Frequently..... Way to damn frequently!
    Even gave up on the windows os and have moved on to a much easier os long ago.. Linux = "Hell no you can't have a new password!" Love this thread...
     
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