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Senior Texting

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Mountainman, Dec 20, 2010.


  1. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    If you are "learning" to text, here is some VERY helpful information. Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO:Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:

    That made me laugh....Thanks! :)
     
  3. Disciple

    Disciple Monkey+

    Need to add one more............C.M.N.N.D...............Crapped Myself Need New Depends
     
  4. horology

    horology Monkey+

    I have some one I have to send this to
     
  5. malexander

    malexander Monkey++

    Sending this out to friends my self.
     
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