Sephora and Gun's

OK, can't believe no one's posted the old joke: Guy and wife are shopping at MegaMartWorld. He puts a case of beer into his cart. Wife says "Oh honey, you don't really need that!" So he puts is back. They go on shopping, wife puts case of makeup in cart. Husband says "Oh honey, you don't really need that." Wife answers "But Sweetie, this is to make me more attractive to you." Husband says "But that's what the beer was for! And a lot cheaper!"

Then the fight started.

Kajun

 

I would have, but I didn't feel it fit with my earlier comment.