Seven Questions

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Nov 7, 2012.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3) It is always the right temperature.
    4) It is inexpensive.
    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,
    just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough
    off the ground where the cat can't get it.
     
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  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Answer #7 was worth 70 marks all on its own!
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [beer]
     
  4. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

    [worthless]
     
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  5. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Dawg23 , when your Dawg68 , then the mind works wonders .
    The pictures I C R almost 3DD :p

    Sloth
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
     
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