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SEX AND CALORIES

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 17, 2012.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
    I just have one question!

    Who the heck can runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
     
  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Better than me. I gotta do it in 30. Lol.
     
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  3. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Hell with that TailorMade I say drive it . I heard this some where and don't remember. Anyway ( There was two Bulls standing on top of a hill a father bull and a son bull looking over a green pasture full of female cows. Thew son bull looked at the father bull and said hey dad lets run down there and F!%*k us one of those cows!! The father bull looked at his son and said Son why not just walk down and F!%*k them all) As I got older I know exactly what the old bull was talking about. You know the country song I may not be as good as I once was but I am still good once as I ever was...
     
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  4. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    I sing this one alot... the ladies seem to love it when I do, but unfortunately they don't seem to realize it says "wilder than any eight second ride", not longer.

    Jake Owen - Eight Second Ride - YouTube
     
  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

  6. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Redneck , Nice tunes . same as as the witch's pick


    <iframe src="http://www.snotr.com/embed/9002" width="400" height="330" frameborder="0"></iframe>


    Let's hope !!

    Sloth
     
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    [fnny]
     
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