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Short and Sweet

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Short and Sweet

    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs, " Her father answered. A pause!
    "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
    stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and New York, but we're not having any of that shit in Wisconsin!
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :lol: [ROFL]

    I love it!
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