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Should children witness childbirth???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
    house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
    girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
    deliver the baby.

    Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her
    mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
    Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
    and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
    in the first place. Smack his ass again."
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL] :lol:
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :lol:
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: :D
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