Should I Invite Barry Over??

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TXKajun, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    Well, it seems like next Monday, our President is going to be visiting our little town in SE NM. President Obama to visit Carlsbad next week - El Paso Times :happy093:

    I was thinking, should I invite him over for a lunch or dinner of Cajun food or Cajun-style bbq, maybe sip a little Johnny Walker Black Label Scotch, smoke a ciggie or 2 in the "Manly Room" and ask him bout some of his recent decisions? We also have a real nice shooting range here in town, maybe he'd like to go out and blast a few targets, too. :shooting: It'd be easy enough to email the White House with the invite, no?

    Oh, wait a minute! On second thought, maybe not such a good idea. I'm not a Joe Six-pack or an Occupy kinda guy, so it probably wouldn't work. *shrug* I also probably wouldn't like any of the answers he'd give to my questions, either. Oh well, probably for the best. :p

  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Nah, not a good idea...... moochelle would make a pig of herself, and barry would just embarrass himself and his Party again.

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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Oh you seriously don't want to do that!
    Let's see:
    Serious background check.
    Secret Service sweep of your property.

    You would no longer be 'off the radar' and probably on a short list somewhere.

    Just sayin.
  4. jungatheart

    jungatheart Beginner's Mind

    Not to mention having to clean your house with bleach after he leaves.
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  5. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    To wash the Socialism away? LoL
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  6. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    CLEAN the house ,hell I'd burn it !!!
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  7. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+

    Bleach dont work on socialism. That sh!t is like herpes.
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  8. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    *deep sigh*

    Looks like Barry has better things to do than visit moi. Never even got a response to my invitation, even. Yeah, I realized after I sent the invite that the SS would have to come pass me a visit and make sure the house was safe. Prolly wouldn't have passed that either.

    Oh well, guess it's for the best since the guy I'm sponsoring for Elk's Club membership has his indoctrination tonight and they encourage the sponsors to attend, too.

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