Signs at the gate.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Big Ron, Sep 8, 2020.


  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  2. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    A lot of places in this country where that sign would get you a prison sentence if you actually did have to shoot someone, even if it was a righteous shoot.
     
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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    @apache235 in the real world definitely, and in the jokes and humor thread, not so much. [winkthumb]

    We use to post, and chain lock gates on private property and those b@stard hunters that think the world owes them would go off to the side of a gate and cut the 5 wire fence. its a nightmare to round up the cattle make sure they arent injured (cattle are stupid) and then put up the fence.

    You can post no trespassing all you want.... enforcement is a nightmare.[YD]and frustrating
     
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  4. Idahoser

    Idahoser Monkey+++ Founding Member

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  5. Big Ron

    Big Ron Monkey+++

    Good replies and yes you have to be careful with what sign you put up. I like the idea of old targets with holes in them by the gate.
     
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  6. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    Well for folks that can’t understand signs, How about a punji pit just past the fence
     
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  7. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    gates on private property with LARGE NO TRESPASSING signs and shoot the signs from the back !!!

    If they can think and not on drugs , they should put the brain in gear !!
    Sloth
     
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  8. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Heres a thought ,,, for some of you that have a good distance from your house to the gate ,,,, off to the side of the gate ,,, line the top rail with tin cans ,,, when someone pulls up to the gate ,,, blow one of the tin cans off the rail. :D
     
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  9. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Would that be considered a warning shot?
     
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  10. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    You are already trespassing.
    Don't make me do something we will both regret.
     
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  11. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

  12. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    The last one is the policy around here-but I don't put in on a sign;)
     
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  13. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    Shove a large rock (8'x15'x 2'thick) down out of the field behind me, dig a trench and plant it vertical, get sister-in-law to paint it.
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  14. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    It looked good the way it sat originally, but the sign is very cool. You have a sweet place Andy-from what you've posted,lol. Something I aspire our place here to get to.
     
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  15. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member


    The way it sat originally was horizontal and buried. I dug it up running a water line, could barely move it out of the hole with a backhoe...took a dozer to push it down the driveway to it's current location. Dug a 4-5' trench and with a dozer and backhoe, got it vertical. It's one humongus slab of rock !
     
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  16. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    My cameras are there to warn me about you.
    they are not there to warn you about me.
     
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  17. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    of course some folks' sign might be....

    I'm a 'liberal' so I don't have anything
    of value worth taking:
    But kindly leave free stuff at the front gate.

    My conservative neighbour down the road has
    more and better stuff than I have.
    Pay him a visit.

    (Liberals and conservatives cooperating with refugee reduction) ;)
     
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