Signs needed by Demonrat voters

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, May 21, 2017.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Reminds me of a visit to a local brewery, they had a large sign above the loading docks that said "Any employee observed consuming more then 48 beers during the shift will be subject to disciplinary action" I got a pretty good laugh out of that, until the thought hit me, Some one had exceeded that number enough times to prompt management to post that sign!
    I then proceeded to load two full pallets of that brewery's finest product into the bed of my pickup and left!
  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Makes me think of the first time I saw the "Do not pass snowplow on the right" sign. My first thought was that somebody must have been actually stupid enoungh to have done that for them to need to post the sign.
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  4. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    That one and "For External Use Only" on the hair curler....
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  5. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    Well.......I'm sure someone felt the need/drive to put it in! I hope the poor dear wasn't burned badly! :cautious:
  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    "Slow children at play"
    They should probably have better supervision .
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I have never seen "SLOW Children" at play.....
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  8. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    The signs are sold to consumers( parents) for putting in the street by their homes. some are public utility signs put in neighborhoods .
  9. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    I've seen the signs, but have you ever seen "slow" children at play? All the ones that I've seen have been going 90 MPH :)
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