Situational awarness at its finest!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Thunder5Ranch, Jun 9, 2017.


  1. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Woman falls into sidewalk...

     
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    There you go.... a Walking Tree Stump.....
     
  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Coulda been worse, she could have walked into an Alaskan brownie.
     
  4. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Ol' Sven might have said something sim to "Schmardt, like stick ov vood."
     
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  5. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    LOL. That's a funny one. Ironically, that sure does look like my old AO, Down Town Portland OR! Sure looks like old town with the brick work and the lamp post sure looks like those all over the city, and those sub street level elevators are all over the place!
     
  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Absolutely mindless! Nose stuck in the phone, and you see it all the time... I can't believe there wasn't a Starbucks around where she could sit out front of the café and text.
     
  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Turns out it was Plainfield, New Jersey, but it sure looked like Nutlandia to me as well.
    Here's why cops say 67-year-old fell into sidewalk opening

    The last trip Mrs 3M and I took to downtown Seattle was chock full of similarly engaged people (I don't go to downtown Nutlandia unless I have a business reason to do so), likely FaceBooking about how great it was to be there without actually seeing any of it. I'm really surprised we didn't see anybody get run over.
     
  8. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    This is the military training video for guys here in the Army. You may remember this one.
     
  9. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    Anyone else remember the gal walking through the shopping mall, nose stuck in her phone texting, who walked right up to the water fountain, tripped over the edge of it, and fell in? The story gained attention, because the security guards saw it happen on their security cameras, showed it to someone else, who shot a video of it happening, on the security guards' monitor. Last I heard, she was suing the shopping mall, because of it. Yeah.....
     
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  10. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

  11. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    "It's humiliating, it's humiliating!" "And so many people are laughing at me!" :)

    Yes! Yes they are! And, it's because you are as stupid as a box of gravel!

    I'm glad neither woman was harmed!
     
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