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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 21, 2013.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
    students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

    Harry answered, ' I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
    3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
    grade too!'

    Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
    give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
    to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
    agreed to take the test.

    'What is 3 x 3?'

    'What is 6 x 6?'


    And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
    should know.

    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go
    to the 3rd grade'

    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

    The principal and Harry both agreed.

    Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two

    Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

    Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

    The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

    Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

    Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'


    The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

    Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and

    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
    answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

    Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?'

    Harry: 'Shake hands.'

    The principal was trembling.

    Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
    lot of heat and excitement?'

    Harry: 'Firetruck.'

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
    teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
    Brokor, dystopia, Yard Dart and 2 others like this.
  2. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    So this prompts the question for the monkey tree... "are you a Turtle?"
    (I'll explain later)

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I owe you a drink...
  5. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Funny AT !!

    I got it !!
    That one at least the other seven ~~~~Well I'm still on the fence

  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    "Firetruck" takes some thought. Whew! :lol:
  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    you missed a four letter word ending in k that is another word for intercourse.....

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