Snow Blonde

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Jan 24, 2006.


  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today You must park ..."

    Then the power goes out.

    Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
     
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D :lol: [beer]
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ok...I laughed.... a lot... [rofllmao]




    but......

    How come everyone makes fun of blondes ..how come it's not bald people? Or redheads??


    (let me guess...don't want to incur the wrath of a redhead?????? ;) )


    Just wondering......
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member


    Because blondes earn it? [peep]
     
  6. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    And incurring the wrath of a bald guy is sort of anti-climatic LMAO
     
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Media portrayal. Stereotypes. And there's enough blondes around that they can't be considered a "minority", which makes the jokes politically correct. (Just a theory).

    How many years has it been since you've heard a Pollock joke?
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I'll deal with that one later....



    By the way...just how fast can you run??




    [whistle2]
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member


    Depends what might happen if you catch me --- b:: b:: b::
     
  10. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [whipem]
     
  11. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Naaa the question is (as asked by my old partner)

    Can you run faster tha 850 feet per second ?? [ROFL]
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    No "if" about it...I can run pretty fast if the need is there....or just the want....


    and I will think of something....be sure about that one...

    :unsure:
     
  13. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    [GR] [GR]
     
  14. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  15. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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