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Snow Plow Season, for Blondes..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 7, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [dunno] I don't get it??


    One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?










    [CRC]
     
  2. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    What do ya mean you don't get it? If ya leave it in the garage the snow plow will bury your driveway and then you won't be able to get out, that's why ya have to park on the street. Dumb husband. Did I mention I was born a blond.
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    pssst...I was joking..

    And see?? We think alike!

    How scary is that, for you?? [touchdown] [LMAO]
     
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