So........A guy walks into a bar.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Oct 17, 2012.


  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    A pirate walks into a bar.
    The bartender notices that the pirate has a ship's wheel sticking out of the top of his trousers.
    The bartender asks, "What is that steering wheel doing in your pant?"
    The pirate replies, "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!"
     
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    Read Game of Thrones and it will make sense.
     
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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    A dwarf walks under a bar
     
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    A SQL query walks into a bar and joins two tables.
     
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  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Two programmers walk into a foo.
     
  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    :rolleyes:
    Two blonds walk into a bar... you would think one of them would have seen it.
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  8. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    In Tell Aviv, and a single IDF Soldier, kicks the stuffing out of all three, and chucks their carcasses
    In the dumpster, out back......
     
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  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    must have been a gay bar.....
     
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  14. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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