So, here we are.......

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BTPost, Oct 2, 2018.


  1. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    So here we are lounging around in a cheap Motel Room, in Baker City Oregon, because some dufus decided to drive a load of Green Hay to somewhere east of Baker City on I -84.... Of course it caught FIRE, and since there isn’t ANY Fire Service along that stretch of Freeway for 50 miles, The State Patrol closed the east bound portion of the Freeway, in order to put the fire out, and stopped ALL east bound Traffic from LaGrand to Onterio Oregon... You can’t find a room anywhere in between, now, and every Truck Stop is plugged to the gills with stranded 18 Wheelers... Just another day in Paradice....
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Enjoy Origone!!!!!! [coldfire]
     
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  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well, Look around for a Bingo parlor.
     
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  4. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Or get on the radio and have some QSOs... :)
     
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    i though everyone knew about bailing Green Hay.... Apparently not.....
     
  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    I thought I lived in Nowhere Oregon... I guess there is more than one!! :D
     
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  7. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    Watch out for the Hipsters
     
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  8. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Worked for a farmer in Pennsylvania as a teen. Seem to remember something about him shipping his freshly cut hay to a local drying facility - so that it wouldn't catch on fire and burn his barn down where he stored it.

    I can seem to remember that from 50 years ago, but can't seem to remember what I just did with my damn coffee cup.
     
  9. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Not to discount your delay. But, I was once in a truck stop in Albany, NY, the Albany Truck Stop, as I recall. I remember it was by a river. Anyway, my dispatcher was late getting back to me - had forgotten I was waiting for a load, me thinks. Anyway, I kept reminded him it was starting to snow and that he should probably turn me south. (He was trying to get me a load out of Albany, apparently.) Anyway, he waited too late. I was stuck - stuck for a few days, in snow too deep for me to leave. When I got back to my terminal, he knew I wasn't a happy camper. Dispatched me on sweet loads for weeks afterward.
     
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  10. BenP

    BenP Monkey++

    I let it dry on the ground before I roll it. If I have to roll it up damp I just put it in the field for the cows to eat.
     
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  11. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    [sarc1] You probably shouldn't leave the safety of Alaska.

    Last time you left AK, that was a trip full of snafus also. Hopefully you get back on the road soon.
     
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  12. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    @BTPost - That'll teach you for leaving AK for the flat lands... At least you can get chicken fried bacon at the Sumpter Inn (the one with the train inside) while you wait for the road to open.
     
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Thot dat is whut tedders is fur.
     
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  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Last time I picked up a bale of green hay it had a snake hanging out the bottom.
    Never helped bale hay again!
     
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  15. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Better than finding one in your bathroom, while you are naked!
     
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  16. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Well at least you didn't have to change your shorts!
     
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  17. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  18. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    LOL my neighbor cuts it one afternoon, wind rows it right after cutting and bales the next morning............. Then wonders why every few years his neatly lined rows of round bales burn. Won't listen to anyone and always blames it on kids setting them on fire.
     
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  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Maw-in-Law saves the day with her wampum stick!
     
  20. BenP

    BenP Monkey++

    I only bale it up green if rain is coming. I don't even cut it unless the forecast shows 4 days with less than 20% rain.
     
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