I think "mob" is the wrong collective for snowflakes. A "riot" of snowflakes maybe? Or maybe a "headline" fits better.
LOL, You know there really is a big difference between sarcasm and satire, but most people just miss it entirely.
If you gather enough snowflakes together, you can make a snowball that hurts when it impacts your head. But, the trouble with snowballs is they break apart as soon as they come in contact with their target and snowflakes by themselves simply melt away under the light of the sun. Neither snowflakes nor snowballs can endure for long. Patience my friends