Solution to the failing ecomomy.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Dear Mr. President:

    Please find below my suggestion for fixing
    America's economy.

    Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies
    that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
    bonuses, use the following plan.

    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
    There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work
    Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early
    retirement with the
    following stipulations:
    1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
    Unemployment fixed.
    2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million
    cars ordered-Auto Industry fixed.
    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
    mortgage -Housing Crisis fixed.

    It can't get any easier than that!

    If more money is needed, have all members of Congress
    pay all their taxes...

  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    A sound plan but it makes since ,so it will never happen .

    LMAO if it wasn't true !!
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