Solved problem in tin foil hat lounge....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by scrapman21009, Jul 24, 2014.


  1. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    I finally figured out what we have been doing wrong! I've heard that many folks make the mistake of constructing their tinfoil hats out of aluminum foil, since tin sheet is not something normally found at the local hardware stores. For the same thickness aluminum is less dense and not nearly as effective as tin, something to keep in mind, maybe a sheet of lead hat would be best?
     
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  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Lead is to heavy and would cause neck and back injury lawsuits. [sarc2]
     
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  3. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Yep, tin foil has gotten too expensive and these days just isn't nearly effective enough. I have gone to using surplus WWII polish army helmets for light duty days and WWII german helmets for those days when you really need heavy duty protection.[tf] [peep]
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    You still need to pack the space between the helmet edge and your brain box. Twisted and crumpled aluminum foil is a possible gasket material, but may be ineffective.
     
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I was just thinking of using a blue U.N.helmet. I hear they're pretty much tin foil.
     
  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I thought those were only useful for target practice... nothing else.
     
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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    the problem would be finding one without holes.....
     
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  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Slackers.

     
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    nkawtg Monkey

  10. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter



    I haven't laughed like this in ages.
     
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  11. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    Don't care what anybody says...Weird Al is one talented son-of-a-gun!
     
  12. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

     
  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  14. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    ***EXTERMINATE***



    said with a Dalek voice
     
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