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Some Cajun Humor

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Jay Tx, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Jay Tx

    Jay Tx Monkey+

    Boudreau was driving down Canal street in a sweat because he had an
    important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to
    heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place
    I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of ma life and give up ma
    White Lightnin'!'

    Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

    Boudreau looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

    Father Murphy walks into a bar on Bourbon Street, and asks the first
    man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

    The man said, 'I do, Father.'

    The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

    Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

    'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

    'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

    Then Father Murphy walked up to Thibodaux and asked, 'Do you want to
    go to heaven?'

    Thibodaux said, 'No, I don't Father.'

    The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
    you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

    Thibodaux said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a
    bunch together to go right now.'

    Boudreaux was in New Orleans .

    He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street
    crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay,
    pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

    He'd done this several times, and Boudreaux still stood on the sidewalk.

    After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time,
    Boudreaux went over to him and said, 'Ain't it 'bout time ya let the
    Catholics across?'

    Boudreaux opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in
    the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best
    friend, Landry.

    'Did you see the paper?' asked Boudreaux. 'They say I died!!'

    'Yes, I saw it!' replied Landry. 'Where ya callin' from?'

    Walking into the bar, Boudreaux said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour
    me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little wife.'

    'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

    'When it was over,' Boudreaux replied, 'She came to me on her hands
    and knees.'

    'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! ? What did she say?'

    She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little coward.'

    Devereaux staggered home very late after another evening with his
    drinking buddy, Landry. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his
    wife, Betty Lou.

    He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
    upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself
    by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily
    on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the
    landing especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, Devereaux sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
    looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
    bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
    began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

    He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and
    stumbled his way to bed.

    In the morning, Devereaux woke up with searing pain in both his head
    and butt and Betty Lou staring at him from across the room.

    She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

    Devereaux said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

    'Well,' Betty Lou said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be
    the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of
    blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but
    mostly ..... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Hehehe...... that last one was superb!

    One I heard awhile back....

    Thibidaux and his buddy Boudreaux come out of the bayous, and find a new KFC restaurant. Being hungry, Thibidaux leads his friend inside. Now, ol' Boudreaux hadn't ever been out of the swamps in his life -he didn't know what to order....
    Thibidaux says, "Go ahead and get the Fried Chicken, ma fren'..... tastes just like Gator!"
    Sapper John and dragonfly like this.
  3. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey++

    OK, obviously ya'll ain't got da word that there ain't gonna be no more Boudreaux and Thibideaux jokes.

    Seems like their friend Landry died. In his will, he said he wanted to be buried at sea. Beaudreaux and Thibideaux both drowned tryin' to dig his grave. Sad sad news.

    Cephus and Seawolf1090 like this.
  4. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Musta been one crowded pirogue........

  5. Espada

    Espada Monkey+

    T-Ben finally got a date wit' Marie, the purties' gal in Butte la Rose... but he couldn't t'ink of nuttin' to talk about, he was so tongue-tie', him !

    Tryin' to sound, you know, sophisticate, he ax her, "Mais, Marie, you smoke after sex, you?"

    She say, "Uh, don' know, I never looked."
    Seawolf1090 likes this.
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