Some Mountain Monkey Blades :0)

Discussion in 'Bushcraft' started by Bear, Nov 3, 2013.


  1. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Well ya know, nothing like a quality control test;)
     
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  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    That Spam sandwhich would not have had a chance.
     
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  3. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Kinda glad you didn't put food in those pics too Hanzo. It would then have been PORN. Beautiful examples of real blades.
     
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  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    LOL @Hanzo is the President of the Hawaii Chapter of the "Handmade by Bear" fan club... can you tell???... Thanks buddy... my stuff is hard user grade and nothing special in it's own way... other than... I hope you beat the "crap and pretty" out of them... achieving a well worn "fugly" Bear tool that is still loveable and usable is the ultimate compliment to me ;) (please post pics of your "FBT" (Fugly Bear Tool) and I'll send you a special thank you ;) ) ps... if it's too pretty... you don't get nada ;)

    Thanks everyone...

    Please have a "Wonderfully Awesomely Safe and Too Good to be True Magically Right On Christmas!"

    My "Beary Best" to you and yours!

    Take Care and God Bless!

    Bear
     
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  5. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    I got promoted?? Presidents get paid, right?
     
  6. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey



    I heard unlimited samples for extended testing were pretty commonplace[woot]
     
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  7. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Sweet. Extended testing means to destruction or exhaustion, whichever comes first.
     
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  8. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    @Hanzo LOL... don't you know that officer positions in fan clubs are unpaid positions????... you get to "fondle" the "Bear Tools" before anyone else ;)
     
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  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    :eek:TMI!!
     
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  10. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    LOL @Tully Mars samples?... there are samples??? I can tell you that 3 fruit cake samples didn't last long and there is pretty much nothing left after a short time with the @Hanzo clan ;)

    but hmmmm.... you might have a something there... you just never know...
     
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  11. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    That is true, @Bear. I would love to actually use everyone's blade before they get them. Put the Hanzo essence on them. More than the Hanzo fondle essence. Either of those should add value to the Bear blades, I think.
     
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  12. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    @Hanzo LOL testing to destruction or exhaustion is not possible with "Bear Tools"... either the tool or the user will burst into flames before that happens... I know the tool is reborn like a phoenix... not sure what will happen to you after you burst into flames ;)....
     
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  13. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    In all honesty, I am blessed with a buddy like @Bear. And honored he would show me his craftsmanship and even ask for my humble amateur feedback.

    So for those of you with Bear blades, just imagine where I touched them...

    Ok, I'll stop before I kill all Bear blade sales. [emoji12]
     
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  14. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Yup @kellory ... @Hanzo fingerprints, drool and other assorted debris on every item I make... no extra charge ;)

    ps... you have to let me know in advance if you prefer your items, unseen, sterile and virgin when I ship them to you... otherwise... you get the @Hanzo "Inspector 23" treatment ;)
     
  15. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    That's MY secret. There are all kinds of ninja fire trucks, you know.
     
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  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No, I didn't. I have never seen or heard of a Ninja fire truck. Have you any pictures to enlighten my ignorance in this area?;)
     
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  17. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    @Bear does take feedback though. His skill level is super high, but he is not so into himself that he will not take suggestions.

    The blades I delivered all had the handles waxed and the grip was much better than the smooth polish. I was suggesting that to the buyers, not @Bear.
     
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  18. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Thanks buddy, that freakin autocorrect! Or my freakin stubby thumb typing!

    Tricks!
     
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  19. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Ha Ha Ha ! @kellory... you've never seen or heard of a "Ninja Fire Truck" because they are #1 Black or Camo to blend into their surroundings perfectly - so it could be right next to you and you wouldn't know it ;) #2 they don't have sirens - they are totally silent with special mufflers, tires and aerodynamics to cut all noise... totally silent they are... and #3 they only exist in @Hanzo 's mind ;)
     
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  20. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Dammit @Bear, I told you I have seen them...

    You also don't notice them because they do not look directly at you and do not emit a killing intent. So no chicken skin (hackles up for the pidgen impaired).
     
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