Somebody call the Feds....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Nov 18, 2010.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    This could only happen on the west coast....

    Splinters in her Crotch
    A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an
    anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a
    large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of
    the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she
    neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
    escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her

    In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him
    she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to
    get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
    then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
    demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had
    to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and
    the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
    recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Any bet she was a blond !!!!! LMAO
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    My lips are sealed on the subject......... lol
  4. Disciple

    Disciple Monkey+

    So were hers......................................I need not say more.
  5. downindacountry

    downindacountry Monkey+

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