Someone with too much time on their hands

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 18, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A friend mailed this to me and I thought it was pretty funny!!!!!!!


    Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
    (wait until you see the last one)




    DORMITORY
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM







    PRESBYTERIAN
    When you rearrange the letters:
    BEST IN PRAYER



    ASTRONOMER
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER



    DESPERATION
    When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT



    THE EYES
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THEY SEE



    GEORGE BUSH
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HE BUGS GORE





    THE MORSE CODE
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HERE COME DOTS





    SLOT MACHINES
    When you rearrange the letters:
    CASH LOST IN ME





    ANIMOSITY
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IS NO AMITY



    ELECTION RESULTS
    When you rearrange the letters:
    LIES - LET'S RECOUNT





    MOTHER-IN-LAW
    When you rearrange the letters:
    WOMAN HITLER





    SNOOZE ALARMS
    When you rearrange the letters:
    ALAS! NO MORE Z'S





    A DECIMAL POINT
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IM A DOT IN PLACE





    THE EARTHQUAKES
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THAT QUEER SHAKE




    ELEVEN PLUS TWO
    When you rearrange the letters:
    TWELVE PLUS ONE



    AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



    PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
    When you rearrange the letters
    (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
    TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS



    Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
    too much time on their hands!



    Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
    DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS !
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
    Here's one for ya:
    Whats Tulsa spelled backwards?
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
    I'm forwarding this on to my friends!!

    Ryan
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Why Quigley! I'm shocked! :shock:







    although I do have a drinking glass that says "Southern Ladies Under Tremendous Stress"

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :eek:
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm "shockable"....

    well..


    sometimes.....

    8)

    :lol: :lol:


    and why do you keep fainting around me??

    Do I need to go away and hide? [peep]
     
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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