Something I found...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 31, 2010.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    among my Dad's writings...He always said "You have to know how to spell in order to use Spell Check" [lolol]


    "I halve a spelling checker,
    It came with my pea see.
    It plainly marks four my revue
    Mistakes I dew knot sea.
    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait aweigh.
    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the era rite
    It's rarely ever wrong.
    I've scent this massage threw it,
    And I'm shore your pleased too no
    It's letter prefect in every weigh
    My checker tolled me sew."

     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Wow! Good point.
     
  3. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    That gave me a headache reading it.
     
  4. draynes

    draynes Monkey+

    Well, that just got emailed to everyone I know. :D
     
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