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Something is fishy !!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    <tt>I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....</tt>
    <tt>I noticed two large women by the bar.</tt>
    <tt>They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are </tt>
    <tt>you two ladies from Scotland?"</tt>
    <tt>One of them chirped: "It's WALES you feckin' idiot!"</tt>
    <tt>So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are </tt>
    <tt>you two whales from Scotland ?"</tt>
    <tt>Then the lights went out....</tt>
  2. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter


    I don't like you because now I have soda in my nose, thanks a lot
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