<tt>I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....</tt> <tt>I noticed two large women by the bar.</tt> <tt>They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are </tt> <tt>you two ladies from Scotland?"</tt> <tt>One of them chirped: "It's WALES you feckin' idiot!"</tt> <tt>So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are </tt> <tt>you two whales from Scotland ?"</tt> <tt>Then the lights went out....</tt>
