Something to make you smile

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Bishop, Feb 8, 2018.


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  1. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    Something to make you smile

     
  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Just wait until they find the Tree Rat has built a nest inside the engine compartment of their car!
     
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  3. sdr

    sdr Monkey++

    Ohhh crap... My cheeks hurt. That is great. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Got to show my wife.

    Reminds me of an idea I've had about building a squirrel -a- pult. You know. Like a catapult. Except you don't use cats.
    I don't want to be cruel or anything, so the design needs to be strong enough to launch them into low earth orbit.
    With a simple computer program I bet the re-entry could be timed just right so they land in hot tubs in California.
    Instant soup.
    Win win.
    I get rid of way too many squirrels and feed the needy at the same time.
    Sure the concept needs a little tweaking but the idea is sound.

    Just trying to do my part
     
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