Ohhh crap... My cheeks hurt. That is great. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Got to show my wife. Reminds me of an idea I've had about building a squirrel -a- pult. You know. Like a catapult. Except you don't use cats. I don't want to be cruel or anything, so the design needs to be strong enough to launch them into low earth orbit. With a simple computer program I bet the re-entry could be timed just right so they land in hot tubs in California. Instant soup. Win win. I get rid of way too many squirrels and feed the needy at the same time. Sure the concept needs a little tweaking but the idea is sound. Just trying to do my part