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Southern Accent

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ChemicalGal, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    Subject: Southern Acccent

    After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he
    beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly,
    luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

    "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
    Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not?
    You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't
    we just slip away up to my room?"

    When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
    sametable and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    "Why yes," replied the tourist. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all
    just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come
    from, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all
    for a piece uh ass for mah drink." b::
  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I need some, too !!!!!! LMAO
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

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