Fixing this for dinner tonight. Spam Fried Rice (this is for 2 adults) 3 cups old steamed rice (if you use fresh made rice it'll be sticky and clumpy) 2 1/2 tablespoons oil 2-3 eggs, lightly beaten 2-3 cloves garlic, minced 6 oz Spam, cut into small cubes 1 cup frozen mixed vegetables or chop up a couple carrots, add some canned peas, chopped zucchini, whatever. (tonight is diced carrots & frozen edemame) Salt to taste Seasoning (mix up in a little bowl and set aside) 1 1/2 tablespoons soy sauce 1/2 tablespoon fish sauce 1/4 teaspoon sesame oil, optional 3 dashes white pepper (or whatever pepper ya got) Break up all the lumpy rice with the back of a spoon or spatula. Heat 1/2 tablespoon of the oil in a wok (or a big skillet if that's all ya got) over high heat and cook the eggs first. Use the spatula to break the eggs into small pieces. Set aside. Reheat the wok with the remaining 2 tablespoons oil and stir-fry the garlic until aromatic. Add the spam cubes and stir-fry until light brown before adding the mixed vegetables. Stir to combine well. Add the rice into the wok and use the spatula to stir-fry continuously until the all the ingredients are well blended. Add your seasoning mix now, blending everything well, then add the eggs back and mix. Remove from heat and serve.