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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 18, 2014.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York,scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read, "California archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

    One week later, a local newspaperin Charlotte, North Carolina reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Kannapolis, N.C., Bubba, an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, North Carolina had already gone wireless."


    Just makes a person proud to be from North Carolina.
     
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  2. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    [tongue]
     
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  3. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Did you hear that the arkansas state library burned down yesterday? Both books were destroyed and one of them wasn't even colored in yet.
     
  4. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Broke my heart---was intending to get that thang colored last week.
     
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  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  6. Snake_Doctor

    Snake_Doctor Call me Snake...

    LOL. Guess this aint the only place education suffers.
     
  7. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    three words - Common...Core
     
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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Using million man math I see....
     
  9. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    Nope, the same math they are using for Common Core, which is "don't actually teach anything in a useful manner and cater to the lowest common denominator in the class".
     
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